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Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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Shut up! And the hat. She's a witch! Oh, ow! It's only a model. And this isn't my nose. This is a false one. Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods. We found them. Well, how'd you become king, then? Well, I got better. I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time! Did you dress her up like this? I'm not a witch. Shut up! The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land. No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart. It's only a model. Well, I didn't vote for you. He hasn't got shit all over him. Be quiet! I'm not a witch. He hasn't got shit all over him. I have to push the pram a lo...

Arrested Development

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That's why you always leave a note! As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. What's Spanish for "I know you speak English?" Guy's a pro. Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun. That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.' No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. Guy's a pro. I hear the jury's still out on science. What's Spanish for "I know you speak English?" Marry me. That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.' Steve Holt! As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this ...
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Dear God, they'll be killed on our doorstep! And there's no trash pickup until January 3rd. Um, is this the boring, peaceful kind of taking to the streets? Oh dear! She's stuck in an infinite loop, and he's an idiot! Well, that's love for you. I could if you hadn't turned on the light and shut off my stereo. And then the battle's not so bad? She also liked to shut up! Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn't rock. Why not indeed! Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated poopers. Oh, I think we should just stay friends. And then the battle's not so bad? Belligerent and numerous. I love you, buddy! Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools. And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who's gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go. The toilet. You can see how I lived before I met you. It must be wonderful. Ooh, name it after me! Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball's in Farnsworth's court! And until th...

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